This is a fictional interview I created with two of my characters. Enjoy!
From the archives of the Amethyst Onion
BLACK OPAL BAR AND GRILL CELEBRATES FIVE YEARS
Interview by Stacy Justice
Transcript by Iris Merriweather
On Friday evening September 4th, the Black Opal Bar and Grill, a favorite Amethyst watering hole, celebrated it’s fifth year in business. The Onion was there with 28 year-old owner and bartender, Cinnamon Panzano, as she poured drinks and kept customers smiling. Although very busy, Cinnamon was kind enough to take the time to reflect on her years as this tourist town‘s favorite barkeep.
SJ: So Cinnamon, The Black Opal doors have been open for five years now. How are you feeling tonight?
CP: Hey Stacy. Iris, get that freaking microphone out of my face or I will relocate it for you.
SJ: Um, it must be exciting to mark this milestone with family and friends.
CP: Stacy, you’re my cousin and I love you, but I swear to God I will choke that camera man if he snaps one more photo.
Dammit, Thor, move your tail!
Thor: Woof!
SJ: So, many familiar faces tonight. Seems a lot of regulars have come out to congratulate you.
CP: That reminds me- if you see Scully sneak a tap, you have my permission to knock him off his bar stool.
Scully: Hey!
CP: Shut up and drink your beer, old man. I saw that move you pulled yesterday. Stacy, hand this Bud Light to the putz in the pink shirt.
Putz: Excuse me, I ordered a Sea Breeze.
CP: Dude, you need all the help you can get. Trust me. Drink the beer and maybe order a shot if you ever want to get laid again.
Putz: I would like what I ordered, please.
SJ: Seriously, guy just do what she says.
CP: You want to file a complaint on my website, jackass? Go to biteme.com.
SJ: So looks like business is booming. Congratulations, Cinnamon.
CP: Stacy-
SJ: What-
CP: The Geraghty Girls just walked in.
SJ: That‘s a rap.
The preceding is a brief snapshot into the lives of my characters from the short story, Gemini, featured in the Echelon Press anthology, MISSING. The proceeds from the sale of this book benefit the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children.
The story takes place in the fictional town of Amethyst, Illinois, a mystical community filled with so many kooky characters it’s like the Twilight Zone on acid. The protagonist is Stacy Justice, a reporter who, despite her desire for a normal life, is drawn to the only family she has left in the world. Specifically, her pagan grandmother and two great aunts (The Geraghty Girls) and of course, Cinnamon, the cousin with the anger management problem.
If you enjoyed the interview, then pick up a copy of MISSING now for another round of laughs and get to know the rest of the characters. If you thought these two were fun, wait until you meet The Geraghty Girls. Plus- you get 16 other thrilling short stories in this anthology. What could be better?
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